Frans
(François)
Schtroumpf
was born in Flanders in 1717,
the youngest son of Louis,
Count
of Pirlouit, a small border county to the north of Alsace. A member
of the imperial aristocracy, the Count owed his allegiance
to the Spanish
branch of the Habsburg family and was the lord of several estates in
the Spanish Netherlands in addition to his ancestral lands. During
the War of the Spanish Succession, these estates were occupied
by the Anglo-Dutch army, only being returned to the Count on the
cessation of hostilities.
Frans
grew up in the County of Pirlouit, learning to hate the French, the
English, the Dutch and the Austrian Habsburgs. He
was educated by a number of professors, including the Greek scholar
Theodore Bordiotes, who instilled a love of the glorious Greek past
in the youthful Frans. As Count Louis fell into illness and dementia,
Theodore became the legal guardian of Frans as well as his teacher
and later the steward of his estates. On the death of his father in
1730, the title of Count of Pirlouit was inherited by Frans' elder
brother, Philippe, with Frans inheriting the estate of Gegrildekaas
in the Spanish Netherlands.
At
the age of 15, Frans and Theodore travelled to Gegrildekaas and made
the estate their home. Frans never returned to Pirlouit. At the age
of 20, Frans and Theodore visited Constantinople and for
three years travelled
in some of the European lands that had previously been part of the
Greek empire. Returning home, Frans developed a passionate love for
the land where Theodore's family lived, a country which had
only thrown off the
Ottoman yoke some three decades previously. Vowing
to return one day, Frans decided to dedicate his life to fighting
against the Ottomans and freeing the Greek lands from the Ottomans.
In
1748, Frans decided to raise a regiment of cavalry from amongst
expatriate Greeks and other philhellenes
to travel to Borduria and offer his services to the Voivode,
Constantine II. Initially, he travelled with a small number of
similarly-minded young men, some more experienced soldiers of fortune
and several Greek and Bordurian expatriates who he recruited as he
passed through Italy and the Balkans. Treated harshly by the soldiers
of the Syldavian king when he first tried to make landfall on the
Syldavian coast, Frans found another nation to hate.
Eventually,
in the winter of 1749, Frans and his small force of some 150
men arrived at the Court of Constantine in Szohôd, where he was
presented to the Voivode, now styling himself as Basileus and
Autokrator of the Bordurian Realms. He was given leave to raise a
Freikorps by recruiting from among the peasantry and by the summer of
1750, his force had swelled to around 400
men, forming a Hussar regiment of four squadrons. Using his ancestral
colours as the basis, this regiment was uniformed in blue and white.
Sending recruiting agents north into the German states, Frans was
also able to recruit around
450 men
to form a regiment of foot, later known as the Schtroumpf Fusiliers.
Together with the
hussars, this force was known as the Frajkorps Schtroumpf. The actual
business of training and command of the troops was given to an
experienced mercenary, Georgios Skordeli, who Frans had met in the
southern Bordurian
city
of Ugaljigrad where he was looking for a free company to join.
Avaricious, hard-drinking and given over to violent mood swings and
acts of cruelty, Skordeli nevertheless saw something in the young
Flemish aristocrat that won him over and proved to be a loyal, if
occasionally unpredictable appointment.
The
Schtroumpf Freikorps was first used in combat in 1751, in a defensive
action against the Ottomans in the south-eastern marches of Borduria.
There was little work in the early stages of the campaign for the
hussars, apart from some skirmishing along the valley of the River
Snitz, but the infantry, under the command of Wouter Struwwelpeter,
distinguished itself in the dogged defence of the town of Salinkari
against a strong Ottoman force that included two regiments of
Janissaries. Frans himself was present at this siege and saw action
on the town walls, where he was wounded but fought well, rallying a
company of his fusiliers and leading a charge that turned back a
dangerous attack by Ottoman irregulars. Later in the same campaign,
the Freikorps was involved in the capture of an Ottoman supply train
and the routing of a column of infantry intending to capture the
strategic bridge over the Snitz at Orhot, a town with a famous
Orthodox monastery and basilica. After this action, the Freikorps
adopted a flag featuring an Orthodox cross superimposed with the
likeness of Saint Eudoxia of Orhot. At the end of the victorious
campaign, the Freikorps returned to its quarters in Ugaljigrad
and
Frans, Wouter and Georgios travelled to Szohôd,
where
they were rewarded by being inducted into the Order of the Basilikoi
Anthropoi. Frans was also given the title of Zupan of Ugaljigrad
and
Wouter and Georgios the titles of Kephale of Foot and Horse
respectively.
In
the winter of 1751, Frans returned to Flanders via Italy and Austria,
recruiting replacement troops for his Freikorps en route. By the
summer of 1752, Frans was again in Borduria and in July of that year
was betrothed to Nastasia, eldest daughter of Baltasar Kokinos, Boyar
of Slanina. They were married at Christmas of the same year. When
campaigning restarted in the spring of 1753, the Freikorps was part
of the army of Marshal Wilhelm
von Schmodt, Landgraf
of Blotten-Papen which
was sent to ravage the Ottoman province to the south of Borduria.
The
Freikorps was present at the victories of Iskander and Zornik but was
not part of the disastrous siege of Miknik, where the Bordurian army
was severely weakened by an outbreak of plague and forced to retreat
in disarray. By this time, Frans and his troops were deployed in the
west, harrying the Syldavians in the valley of the Mekava
Potak and
finding fame in the victory of Struca Gora, where the Schtroumpf
Hussars led a
crucial
cavalry charge
against the Syldavian right flank, causing an
already weakened
Pandur regiment to break and capturing 20 guns for the loss of a mere
25
troopers. This
led to the rolling up of the Syldavian line and a Bordurian victory.
Frans
returned from the wars in October 1753, hailed as a hero, to find
himself a father of twin sons, baptised
as George and Johannes.
The
next few years saw the Freikorps Schtroumpf
engaged
in a series of campaigns along the border with Syldavia, along the
valley of the River Mensodjrinje,
which
flows northwards out of Lake Poliszchov to join the larger River
Djrinje, and, as part of a larger force, across the River Snezna into
the Syldavian province of Polishov as far as the town of Tremens.,
where the Bordurians were defeated by a Syldavian army led by
Generalmajor
Ercole
di Grissini, and
which contained the Pivoklet regiment of Pandurs, whose Jäger
company was at the time commanded by Hauptmann Wilhelm
Tischdecke, later
to become a celebrated Syldavian general.
Pukovnik
(colonel)
Schtroumpf
was
again in Flanders, dealing with business matters, during late 1756
and did not return to Bordurian service until August 1757. He was
promoted to the rank of Brigadier, with Podpukovnik
(Lieutenant-colonel) Georgios
Skordeli taking
over command of the Freikorps. In 1758, on the battlefield death of
Skordeli, the Freikorps was split into two separate entities, the
Hussar regiment and the Fusilier one.
In
1760, Brigadier Schtroumpf was in action against the Ottomans once
more, commanding the Light Cavalry brigade in the ill-fated First
Cherna Reka campaign, with Schtoumpf's brigade active in protecting
the retreating army from numerous attacks by Bashi-bazouks and
Ottoman irregular cavalry. Promoted to General-Major in 1761,
Schtroumpf commanded all cavalry forces in the so
called Poletje
Strele War, which lasted for a mere three months in July, August and
September 1762 and which was ended by the crushing defeat of the
Bordurian army at the Third
Battle of Lake Pollishoff. Borduria's
nemesis at this battle was Oberst Wilhelm
Tischdecke, whose
quick-thinking and bravery turned the tide of the battle, leading to
the collapse of the central Bordurian infantry. Without a gallant and
dogged fighting retreat by the Bordurian cavalry, the defeat would
have been far worse. However, General
Schtroumpf was
unhorsed during the retreat and suffered the loss of an eye, plus
several other wounds. He spent the next four years on his estates
near the city of Ugaljigrad,
writing
his memoirs and watching his sons, and two younger daughters grow
towards adulthood.
In
1767, Schtroumpf
was
once again in action against the Syldavians, again commanding the
cavalry in yet another invasion of the Syldavian
province of Polishov. Once
again, he distinguished himself in combat and this time ending the
campaign on the winning side when King Ottokar IX agreed to Bordurian
demands to cede control of the Djrinje river trade to Borduria, to
prevent the rampaging Bordurian army from laying siege to the
Syldavian capital, Klow.
In
recognition of his service to the Crown, Autokrator Constantine II
granted Schtroumpf
the
title of Guardian of the Western Rivers, which carried the right to levy customs on the river trade, and elevated him to the rank
of Boyar. In 1769, Schtroumpf
was
made ambassador to the Court of Catherine the Great. He remained in
St Petersburg with his wife and children for three years. On his
return to Borduria, he took up the post of Primarna
Komandant Konjice,
or Primary Commander of Cavalry. In September 1773, Frans Schtroumpf
fell
ill with a fever, which spread rapidly and within a few weeks he
succumbed to his illness.
He
was given a state funeral and was buried with full military honours
in the Basilica of Saint
Eudoxia of Orhot in
Ugaljigrad.
His two sons followed him into military service. George was killed in
1775, fighting against the Ottomans but Johannes survived to become a
general under the successor to Constantine II, his grandson Alexander
I Cantacuzene.
Frans is remembered in Borduria to this day as "The Flemish Xenophon".